Call It Right Call It Wrong

It's wrong for an Arab to drink liquor

But he's a real man if he has two wives

It's wrong for a western man to marry two women

But he's a real man if he can drink all night

In Greece, take your wine glass and smash it on the floor

They say "Ha ha! How happy you are!"

But here if you break your glass and behave bizzare

They're gonna kick you right out of that bar

How does it look from over there?

I'd like to see it through your eyes?

Let's trade sins, if you don't mind

I'll use yours and you use mine

Other ladies hide behind veils

And walk five paces behind the man

The western woman walks in front

And shows off her behind

In a skin-tight pair of western pants

Tonight my wife is yours, the Eskimo says

But Italians say "Play with my wife and you're dead!"

Sex is wrong 'til you're legally wed

No! Sex is right! Take everything to bed!

No one knows the rules when their a baby

As long as you feed me and play with me

But someone always says "Obey me"

But the notes don't matter, just play...

Call it right, call it wrong

All depends on where you're from

Call it right, call it wrong

Turn your passion off and on

Call it right, call it wrong

Twist their little minds when they're still young