歌词
• /fem•i•nist/ - urban dictionary: a woman who seems to think that her ability to push a baby out of her vagina entitles her to bigger and better everything
• feminist! /You’ve got to say it/ and put your back into it/ –the word first popped up in the nineteenth century and has now been transformed into a term of abuse aimed at young women who show the slightest hint of superiority.
• Feminist – synonym for rebellion
• Feminist - For women, by women, about women
• feminist – a remarkably effective word for inciting the discomfort of someone who believes in equal rights and opportunities, practices it like a devout Christian that attends church on Sundays and weekdays. But wants absolutely nothing to do with the word feminist. Retweets tweets about feminism that doesn’t have feminism in it.
• Feminist: the smallest unit of the female anatomy
• feminist – most likely ugly, bitter and unmarried women who hasn’t had good dick in days, and who should probably be punished with no dick if she insists on arguing rudely about equality for women in capital letters on the interwebs.
• FEMINIST – an insurgent more dedicated than a Jehovah witness. Committed to preaching the gospel of women as God-ordained equals of men, and not dependents or playthings. Occasionally creates twitter threads calling men out in English far too complex for them to understand, much less give a fuck about.
• feminist – no! the right term should be egalitarian, one who believes in true equality for all, not that bullshit feminazism.
• feminist: well-educated, petty bourgeoisie with a malice and vindictiveness towards men, who can afford daily taxi rides and thinks fast food joints that don’t have enough branches are a travesty.
• feminist – one who thinks the world should work in a way that is reflective of how women struggle with balancing their career, marriage, kids, identity politics and the rest…- espouses all the feminist ideals but explicitly states that she’s in fact NOT a feminist. Shies away from it like it’s ebola, vehemently supports how unfeminist she is by stating how she will never pay for dinner.
• Feminist: a less obvious way for men to get into the pants of young women.
• feminist: a tyrannical fanatic that crushes anybody who steps out of the line. A little like the mainstream artists whose wack songs go viral, overshadowing the countless dope underground ones.
• Feminist: a mug of diluted apple cider vinegar
• feminist: a footnote of national politics
• /fem•i•nist/ - Merriam Webster definition: someone who believes that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities
When they ask if you’re a feminist, will your hand shoot up?
Will you be a supporting act or a qualifier for the cause?
Will you be a prop for the main show,
Or a question mark when the curtains are raised?
Will you be mere spice garnishing the main dish,
Or the main course that’s too bland, or too much, or not enough?
Will you be a sophisticated dessert that makes an appearance
On the menu according to the size of our purse?
Will you be sucked in or gurgled or whispered or spat out?
When they ask if you’re a feminist, will your hand stay up?
Written by: Ama Asantewa Diaka
