Dotty and Emmie

What I tell you?

That courthouse statue

Confederate soldier

You see the TV news last night?

We ain't got a TV set

Found the headless body

In Choo-choo Bayou

Wrapped in a flag

In the muddy stars and bars

Anybody said what happened to the head?

Can't find the head

They's agitated

Johnny Reb's

Decapitated

Dredge the bayou, lakefront

Two trawlers, spotlights, minesweepers (dang)

Oh, uh-huh, the whole shebang

Bloodhounds bayin', makin' noise

They said it was hoodlums done it

They means colored boys

But they ain't said who?

Naw, not a clue

I tell you what

Whoever did it

Good for 'em!

I hopes they burned it

In a trash incinerator

Fed it to an alligator

Ugly thing

Ugly thing, the south defender

Ah, hey, Cracker Joe

Lee surrendered!

The thing is over, baby

Dead don't cry

And kiss that huge ugly head goodbye

Yeah! Let it be, for goodness sakes

Heads go missing - them's the breaks

Stakes ain't high

My eye they ain't!

They gonna keep lookin'

Some of them is vexed as snakes

And trouble comin'

And someone gone

And killed that man

That crazy man

Killed the president

Right on TV

Saw the picture

In the paper

Shot by a bullet

Looked like it hurt

We ain't got a TV set, not yet

We only got radio

Okay, go!

Time to bring them pancakes out

They dips them in the applesauce

Take the tray - don't be spilling

Carve the goose and let's be trekking