Livin' the Dream

I had a dream

My dream came true

Yes, I got what I deserve

And so did you

I'm rich and famous and completely respected and I'm livin' the dream

My digs are snazzy and my agent's connected and I'm livin' the dream

I'm makin' millions playin' national tours

Decked in the latest from my head to my drawers

Guess you could say my life is better than yours

Brother, I'm livin' the dream

The ladies love me and the critics adore me, yeah, I'm livin' the dream

I hit a pub, they roll the carpet out for me, 'cause I'm livin' the dream

My fans around me wavin' autograph books

They ooh and ahh about my stylish good looks

While I endorse my line of signature hooks

Don't touch, those are diamonds! For artistes only!

Face it, I'm livin' the dream!

Your dreams

Were lame, stupid

Poor dreams

But hey, we don't all get to be a talent like me

Haha, everybody!

This former lowlife is enjoying the high life and I'm livin' the dream

Livin' the dream

Too bad that your life ain't as awesome as my life, you know what I mean

He's livin' the dream

Look what I got from simply payin' my dues

The fame, the fortune, the designer tattoos

I bet you'd love to spend one day in my, uh, shoe

Shame your career's out of steam

Me, though?

I'm livin' the dream