Earth

What up, world?

It's your boy, just one of the guys down here

Well I, I could be more specific

Ah, I'm a human

And, ah, I just wanted to

You know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there

Just wanted to say

We love the Earth

It is our planet

We love the Earth

It is our home

We love the Earth

It is our planet

We love the Earth

It is our home

Hi, I'm a baboon

I'm like a man, just less advanced

And my anus is huge

Hey, I'm a zebra

No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool

Am I white or black?

I'm a lion cub

And I'm always getting licked

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo)

You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

I'm a fat fucking pig (I'm a common fungus)

I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

And I'm Kanye West

We love the Earth

It is our planet

We love the Earth

It is our home

We love the Earth

It is our planet

We love the Earth

It is our home

(We love the Earth)

Ba-dam, ba-dam bam

Ba-dam, ba-de

We are the vultures, feed on the dead

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo

Hop all day, hoppin' down with you

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

What the fuck, I'm a clam?! (I'm a wolf, awoo!)

I'm a squirrel lookin' for my next nut

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse

(Haha, but, ah) Oh, come on, get on

Yeah, giddy up, let's ride

I'm HPV

Don't let me in

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time

So what? It's cute

We love you India

We love you Africa

We love the Chinese

We forgive you, Germany

The Earth

It is our planet (It's our planet)

We love the Earth (We love the earth)

It is our home

We love the Earth

It is our planet (It is our planet)

We love the Earth

It is our home

(We love the Earth)

I'm a man (Hello)

Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)

I've trudged the Earth for so damn long

And still don't know shit (What's going on?)

I hope it's not a simulation

Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro

And yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful

And it covers up our human dick, eat a lot of tuna fish

But these days, it's like we don't know how to act

All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves

Like let's all just chill, respect what we built

Like look at the internet, it's crackin' as hell

Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Hey)

And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's

So what we gotta slay for and what we gotta stand for?

(Love)

And we love the Earth

We love

The Earth (Oh yeah, baby)

We love (I love the Earth, I love this planet)

We love, we love

Hey Russia, we're cool

Hey Asia, all of you, come on

Every one of you, from the plains to the Sahara

Let's come together and live

우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

Amamos la tierra

Wǒmen ài dìqiú

Come on, everybody

I know we're not all the same, but

We're living on the same Earth

(Have you ever been to Earth?)

Everyone who's listening has been to Earth, Ariana

We're not making music for aliens here

(Are we gonna die?)

You know what, Bieber? We might die

I'm not gonna lie to you

I mean, there's so many people out there

Who don't think global warming's a real thing

You know? We gotta save this planet, we're being stupid

(Unless we get our shit together now)