Someone Your Age (Live)

Do you hurt nearly all the time?

Don't worry 'bout a thing, you're doing fine

You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy

For someone your age

Do you creak and moan when you get up?

And sometimes you can't even get up

You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy

For someone your age

I know that doesn't help a bit, doesn't change anything

Knowing why it's broken doesn't fix a thing, oh no

But if you compare yourself with Clark Gable

You'll come up short every time

I know he's dead but he's doing good for a man his age

Do you forget nearly all the time?

Do you forget?

It's perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy

For someone your age

I know that doesn't help a bit, doesn't change anything

Knowing why it's broken doesn't fix a thing

But if you compare with Betty Grable

You'll come up short every time

I know she's dead too, but she's looking good for a woman her age

Are your ears growing hair?

Is the hair on your head the same

Color as the hair down there, on your legs?

It's perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy

For someone your age

You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy

For someone your age