Teenage Space Invader

Teenage Space Invader

You’ve probably seen me around

I’m starting to get the hang of being cool

You’ve probably noticed my smile

Naturally you assume I’m into you

But you’re a fool

Yeah, you’re just like the others

You don’t know what it’s like

It’s not true

That we could never be lovers

But I would have to liquefy your mind

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I’m just a teenage space invader

From the Planet 9

I’m just a teenage space invader

From the Planet 9

My folks just don’t understand

All the care about is taking down the human race

I just wanna meet a nice Earth girl

Maybe slightly liquefy her mind

And take her back to my place

It’s not cool

When you’re not like the others

You don’t know what it’s like

I’m no fool

If I tell my sisters and brothers

They will most likely eat me alive

Chorus

I never knew

That we could feel so all alone

Stranded in the galaxy

Light-years away from home

And all those years I spent observing you

Out in orbit up above

Who knew that I would one day learn to love?

Learn to love

It’s not true

That we could never be lovers

Now you know what it’s like

Why won’t you

Be my significant other?

Baby, won’t you let me liquefy your mind?

Chorus