Little League

Hello, John-ohn

We never dou-

Yeah (That old sport thing)

Alright (Tell me a story)

One time, at age five

I struck out in tee-ball

That whole prolly wouldn't work out

My only reason to be playing in the little league

Was because of the Dairy Queen afterward

Oh God, it's a swing and a mess (Uh)

(Ev'rybody, ev'rybody, ev'rybody like) (Uh)

I'm no good at sport

I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)

I'm no good at

I'm no good at ball (Ah)

I'm no good at all (Ah)

I'm no good at, ooh, now

(Uh) When I registered for baseball

I really thought it was gonna

Be just like that movie "The Sandlot" (Uh)

But, I couldn't be more wrong

Playin' ball all day long was not for me

But, if it's for you

That's cool, I don't judge (Uh)

One time, this girl watchin' me bat

(She was watchin' me bat)

She told me I could take her on a date

If I hit a homerun, but I struck out (Damn)

I'm no good at sport

I'm no good at sport (Oh)

I'm no good at (Uh)

I'm no good at ball

I'm no good at all

I'm no good at, (Uh) ooh, now

Standin' in the outfield, pickin' up a flower

Hopin' for game-ending rain shower (Uh)

I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!"

I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (I-I h-heard m-my)

I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (Um)