歌词
If there's a couch on the curb of every block
If your gloves are a pair of dirty socks
If everything you own is either pawned or hocked
And you can't move your house out of the parking lot
Cause the wheels on your shopping cart are locked
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
If you are getting diarrhea after you eat
If you find yourself sleeping alone in the street
If you just got mugged outside Denny's
And you have a prescription to buy some weed
And you don't even have a disability
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
If the street has a grate that you could fall through
If your landlord's an English speaking Russian Jew
If the man in the bank stands too close to you
And you're not even sure if that's animal poo
Splashed up the side of the Liquid Zoo
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Where a family fun
Is selling your crap on the lawn
Van Nuys
Where you should order in Spanish
Unless you want it coming out wrong
Van Nuys
Where you can see a stripper
Whose ass is so big its swallowed her thong
And you can tip her in pizza
While she dances to her favorite song
If your neighbors have a chicken
As one of their pets
If there's a store named
Water and Cigarettes
If the bus seat's covered
In grease and sweat
And you can still buy pagers
And cassettes
And get a herpie
From a girl that you just met
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
You're in Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Van Nuys
Written by: Vincent James Corbo, Jr.
