Commercial

“I heard you can help me, I’m looking for the low monthly. I saw your commercial in the lobby while I was waiting for my number because I was low on what I need to not live in constant agony in this world that wants to kill me in a million different tiny ways. You seem like you might have a way to escape the constant endless pain without being here every ninety days and what goes up, well it must come down, I never thought that meant all around us.”

“Hello? Are you there? I saw your commercial and now I’m scared. I use that product every day in my hair, I just didn’t know what it would do to me, I even gave it to my family. Why does everything want to kill me in a million different tiny ways? I just want my loved ones to be safe from the rising waves, the fires blaze, the horrors that I see all day. What speeds up will not slow down, I hope it happens while I’m still around.”