Bandits

Ready, steady, go

Spin for feature, or I hold the fruit

I need two more nudges and I'll drop the loot

Sure, I'll jack it almost anytime

Here's a voice creepin' from behind

No-no, mate, you wanna hold the pears

'Cause I've been watchin' you from over by the stairs

Turbo cash is cool, you wanna let 'em spin

But if the hoppers full, you're guaranteed a win

No-no, mate, why don't you understand?

I've got a scheme, a plan, I've got it all in hand

I need a no-lose or an extra life

And me mobile's ringin', it's me wife

Where are you, Jon, what time will you be home?

I've been trying to call, just get your answerphone

I've told you once, I've told you times before

I can't get to sleep until you're through the door

Are you listenin' to anything I say?

I need the money, we got bills to pay

Don't get drunk and make sure you're not late

And don't be gambling, please, for goodness sake

Back inside, a frown adorns my face

Because I see this bloke's stepped in and took me place

What takes the biscuit, really tops it off

Is when the jackpot lights up, he's took the lot

Haha, lads, you see what I just did?

I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid

Oh, were you playin', mate? I didn't realize

I'm so skint and demoralized

(There's always tomorrow, mate)