Zodiac (Live)

Zodiac

(by M. Jaye / A. Kanter / B. Robles)

CH 1

I hate the Zodiac, it just ain’t where it’s at It put a spell on me

It made me black ‘n blue, It made me sad all through

Yes I hate the Zodiac

V 1

I met a guy who was a Gemini, Before hello he said goodbye

So I hailed a taxicab, But the driver was a crab

His eyes were ocean deep, And soon I learned he was a creep

When his hand crept upon my knee

V 2

I heard a Leo roar, On the floor outside my door

I had to let him in, But I never would again

He needed admiration

And oral stimulation

That cat was such a chore

BR 1

Cry out and you get no answer!

Your sweater’s reekin’ with B.O

And your hopes all start to fade

But still you go on with the show

V 3

I met an Aquarian

He wanted to be just friends

So we hitchhiked up the Coast

And we shared a box of Melba toast

His soul he had to cleanse

And so he sold his Mercedes-Benz

And now he tends a flock of goats

Ch 2

I hate the Zodiac, It stuck me where I’m at

It made my chest so flat Why is my butt so fat?

You don’t have to answer that! That’s why I hate the Zodiac