Mayday

Is there a diet plan you can give me?

I’m gaining weight exponentially

I tried working out but it’s no good

I can’t lift my shoes to hit the road

I used to be skinny and fun

I used to run a hundred miles a month

But all collapsed and I ballooned

Now I’m as heavy as a potbellied cartoon

Love me back

Love me back

All my problems will go away

Love me back

Love me back

And I can call off the mayday

I hate to say it but you are it

The source of my current misery

If you only show me some loving, baby

None of my pregnant woes will be showing, honey

Love me back

Love me back

All my problems will go away

Love me back

Love me back

I can call off the mayday

Love me back

Love me back

All my problems will go away

Love me back

Love me back

And I can call off the mayday

Is there a diet plan you can give me?

I’m gaining weight exponentially

I tried exercising but it’s no good

I can’t lift my shoes to hit the road

Love me back

Love me back

All my problems will go away

Love me back

Love me back

And I can call off the mayday