What Women Will Do for Men

I'm in constant shock about what women will do for men. I got my back waxed. Holy fucking shit. That was my back. Vaginas? These girls look at me like war veterans. They're like, "You don't know where we've been." How are you doing that to vaginas and not bringing it up in every argument you ever get into? I should see women on the streets with their boyfriends just like, "I pull hair out of my vagina for you!"

If I waxed my dick, I would never stop talking about it. Every single fight, "Oh, the apartment's dirty? Do you even like this silky dick? I pull hair out of my balls for you. It's loose skin. It goes numb. I'm paying with a ghost dick for this relationship."

Put that shit on your resumes, ladies. You're getting the job. Oh, waxed vagina? Team player.