I Do For You

I don't take phone calls when I'm fishing I don't do weddings and I don't do dishes I'm not gonna sit in the front pew I don't go to the mall on Saturday I never felt the call to spend my time that way But I'm proud to say I do for you Get a real job Move across town Stop at one beer Grow up and settle down Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do I do for you I ain't the kind of guy to take a week off Drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall Or spend money on a hot tub hotel room I never thought I'd go for candles by the bathtub Roses on the bed or 30-minute back rubs But I'm proud to say I do for you Get a real job Move across town Stop at one beer Grow up and settle down Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do I do for you Trim my beard up Put a suit on Pick a preacher Pick a love song Never thought I'd see the day I'd say, "I do" But I do for you I do for you