Take Me Out To Eat

I'm sittin' in my kitchen

Ooh, I'm wishin'

They'd love my cookin'

Or they'd quit their bitchin'

Gonna put my foot down

Make him take me uptown

Dressed like a debutante

Go to a restaurant

Baby, take me out

Baby, take me out to eat

I want the white cloth linen

With a cool pressed napkin

A Zinfandel from an organic vineyard

Where they've got Evian

On every table

They let you sit and listen

Long as your butt is able

Baby, take me out

Baby, take me out to eat

Don't wanna hit the Hut

Don't wanna slam no Mac

Don't wanna Run for the Border

Don't you give me no Kentucky Fried Yech

I ain't no Seafood Lover

Don't want no Chili Dog

No Pizza Burger

Baby, your baby ain't drivin' through

Unless they've got a five star review

I wanna leave my lipstick

On some fine bone china

Give me decaf espresso

Don't want no insomnia

Drink my water from sparkling crystal

Get a monkey in a tux

Runnin' to my signal

Baby, take me out

Baby, take me out to eat

How 'bout that squid and leeks

They got them grouper cheeks

I see that garlic veal

Can't we put aside our politics

For just one meal?

I want free range potatoes

Braised with a mango

Garnished with a $20 tomato

I don't care if it's tasty

Don't care if it's good

I just want you spending money

'Cause I think you should

Baby, take me out

Baby, take me out to eat