Don't Have the Cow

You should've listened to your mother

And ate your veggies when you were younger

You should have listened to your parents

And doubled up on your peas and carrots

Even though I eat meat

I appreciate the irony

Now that the cow's are going mad

Now that the cow's are going mad

The vegetarians are laughing at us now

Well, this just makes me want to hate them even more

And if you indulge in that

Then you're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat

The one that's now driving you mad, mad, mad, mad

Hate to be an I told you so

But I fuckin' told you so

Meat is murder and it's killing you

What the hell are you going to do?

Even though I eat meat

I appreciate the irony

Cow's are going mad

Cow's are going mad

Cow's are going mad

Even though I eat meat

I appreciate the irony

Cow's are going mad

Even though I eat meat

Hate to be an I told you so

Hate to be an I told you so

Hate to be an I told you so

Hate to be an I told you so