Brand New Cowboy

I’m ridin’ dirty catch me at the trailride,

Flossin’ cherry, I might just let your chick ride

Cold steppa, yeah that’s who I claim to be,

Dirty Mo, Sergeant of the family

Lil baby bad, badder than the other one,

A dirty dancer, come here let me tell you somethin’

I like the way you do it when you’re doin’ what you’re doin’

Caught you choosin so we’re groovin’ line dancin’ to the music

Got these spurs click clankin’ wide open cause I’m drinkin’

I’m doin my own thing I don’t care what haters thinkin’

Got my boots shined up, my jeans on heavy starch

Them mudflaps ridin’ dirty and we got ‘em double parked

Okay I’m ridin’ in my dually with my boots and my spurs

I been huntin’ all winter and I got some new furs

Got a brand new girl without a care in the world

And I’m brand new cowboy

Yeah she want the diamonds and the pearls and the silver and the gold

Got my partners in the valley and they down to take a soul

I like my money like my women under pressure it don’t fold

and I’m a brand new cowboy.

Got a stone cold heart even bigger ego

Got a mean old lady but I’m still her hero

I done came down swangin’ and bangin’ so long

That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it

I like my gin, whiskey, vodka prefer my bourbon

We getting’ drunk in the pasture it was after hours

Gettin’ naked in the room then we hit the showers

Oh I fell the voodoo in the air and the smoke takin’ over

Vehicle gassed up we heatin’ up the roters

Goin 95 in a 70 tell Mr. Officer

Brand new cowboys on the loose

Okay I’m rollin’ on my wheeler, I’m lookin’ like a dealer

You know I got some charm I got more arms than caterpillars

Now I got liquor on my liver, tobacco on my lungs

Some booty in my pickup watch her back it up and done

I’m rubbin’ booties grabbin’ titties, you know we getting’ filthy

I got her bent over on the back of my doohickey

On the back of that 250 we 4 wheelin’ down the interstate

Texas over everything with neons on my license plates

I think I want to hit her bare skin nasty but classy

Put her hair inside a hairpin

Spit on it like a cup a snuff, we dried out cause we tough

Spilt Coors on her butt now my pistol’s ridin’ up.