The F*****g Best

Ain't she prettier than me?

Ain't she what I'm meant to be?

Holds the world so daintily

While I'm just losing sanity

Ain't she just the fucking best?

No chance for the rest

Ain't she unafraid of life?

With those condescending lines

Takes herself so seriously

While I'm unsure of what I mean

Why am I not the fucking best?

Go ahead, I won't feel less

She sure knows what goes where

And they all love her long blonde hair

And with one tender touch

You'll never want to give her up

Oh, she's just the fucking best

I bet you'll be impressed

Ain't she prettier than me?

Ain't she what I'm meant to be?