Hello Spain

I went for a walk in the rain

I got sick of the rain

Thought of going to Spain, by train

I finally took a plane

Bye bye rain, hello Spain

I met the woman on Monday

Fell in love that Monday

Popped the question on Tuesday

She said OK

Too late to get away

We got married on Wednesday

We woke up the next day With the same last name

I couldn't remember her first name

Ain't that a shame?

She spit in my face

Called me puto francés

I went for a walk in the sun

I got sick of the sun

I'm heading back to the rain, by plane

I might as well take a train

Bye bye Spain, hello rain