Reality Show

I'm born in 1996 and I'm filthy rich

And I hate to work, I haven't worked a single day

And it suits me 'cause I'm like that

My whole life has been paid for

I never left home 'cause Mama always told me

She stroked my hair and said

"Hey, listen to me, little boy, you're something special, don't you know?

Your'e not like all the others, you're unique

And Heaven, Heaven has called, you're an angel

Angel sent from the sky"

And I believed every word

I was gonna be a prince like in the Disney movies we saw

And I was the sun

And I was going somewhere and I didn't even know it yet

I was gonna be a superstar

I could've been a writer

But they tricked me into joining a reality show

I could've been a lawyer

I was gonna be a father

But they tricked me into joining a reality show

I thought I was special

That I could have been a dancer

But I ended up with havin' sex on television

Well, I'm the goddamn future

The world is on my shoulder

But I ended up with havin' sex on television

Ooh, how can I forget you now after what I've done?

They love me, adore me and never forget my name

And I'm sorry, Mama, that you had to see

I'm special, I'm special, just like you said to me

I could've been somebody

But that wouldn't be enough for me

I needed to be like the celebrities

I could've made a difference

That wouldn't be enough for me

The guy who ended up with havin' sex on TV