Dining with the Animals

I'm sitting in the restaurant

With my back facing the door

In walks a couple

Gliding across the floor

He looks a bit unshaven

With lines around his eyes

She looks at him with hatred

And asks about his lies

He puts his hat up on the table

With her finger in his face

She's passively aggressive

Without an ounce of grace

He takes another drink now

And talks a bit too loud

Over comes the waiter

And says that's not allowed

She says she'll be as loud as she likes

'Cause he's already paid

The other diners look down

'Cause that's the English way

The red wine on the table

She throws into his face

He jumps to his feet now

It's gonna be one of those days

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

She gets into his face now

And he gives her a shove

He says I'm gonna leave you

It's your sister who I love

She always knew that

And wants a quick divorce

But they both sit back down

'Cause here comes the main course

With the food upon the table

They begin to eat

A silence that is deafening

And then their eyes meet

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Their meal upon the table

The food tastes oh, so bland

He gives her a knowing wink

And then she grabs his hand

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Dining with the animals