Nobody Likes a Quitter

Well, look who it is,

put the room in a tiz

haven't seen much of you, lately

It's been ages, I think,

since you stopped for a drink

and now you come here all sober and stately

We used to be friends,

then you went on a cleanse

Please excuse if we sound a bit bitter

But it's a fickle old club,

thin-skinned towards a snub,

and nobody likes a quitter

So you had a bad spell

went halfway to hell

but, oh, how you put up a fuss

Did the needles and tubes they had to use

make you think that you're better than us?

Did it open your eyes to realize

they'll flush your life's blood

down the shitter

Well, I've got news for you, bub,

we're all in the same club,

and nobody likes a quitter

Yeah, the lines have been drawn

so get yourself gone,

'cause nobody likes a quitter.