In a Bar

If it's a Monday mornin' at 7AM

I'll be sittin' at the same red light

Tuesday's more of the same damn thing

Workin' that 9-5

If you're an ex-girlfriend, the IRS

Or my mama lookin' for me

On a Friday night I ain't hard to find

You know where I'll be

You can find me in a bar, on a stool

With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew

Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon

You can find me with a drink in my hand

In a honky-tonk with a country band

And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far

You can find me in a bar, alright

If it's a Sunday mornin', 11AM

I'll be sittin' in the last row pew

Listenin' to the Word like I ain't hungover

Preacher-man knows the truth

If I ain't at work, the Baptist Church

And there's a family emergency

My doors are all locked, and the lights are off

There's only one place I might be

You can find me in a bar, on a stool

With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew

Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon

You can find me in a bar, on a stool

In a honky-tonk with a country band

And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far

You can find me in a bar

You can find me in a bar, on a stool

With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew

Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon

You can find me with a drink in my hand

In a honky-tonk with a country band

And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far

You can find me in a bar

You can find me in a bar