Don't Put This on at Parties

Don't, don't, uhh, maybe don't put this album on at parties? Y'know what I mean? I was- I was- I was gonna put it on at a party Why? 'Cause it's fun, um, I don't really like music, but I love comedy Okay, but some, but- So this is something I can play at- at- at the parties Yes, but when you're at a party (Yep) And the music is vibin' (Yep) You don't want to ruin- this might ruin- Like you, and maybe your other dork mate might really appreciate, uh Some of the songs on here but th-th-the party vibe in general Mark? (Yeah) Would you prefer someone to buy the album? (Uh-huh) And put it on at a party? (Uh-huh) Or (Uh-huh) Not buy the album (Uh-huh) And not put it on at a party? But see, you're assuming that someone is gonna buy this album I'm saying would y- Whereas I-I know tha-that, we're- we-we've wasted a lot of our time Well that's what I'm saying, time and money (Uh-huh) I'm saying, would you prefer that one person (Uh-huh) Bought the album (Uh-huh) But they put it on at a party? (Uh-huh) Or (Uh-huh) No one buys it, but then they're not playing it at a party? That's a tough choice, um, I'd probably say- There's a gun to your head There's a- and- (And your wife's head) Okay, and my wife, okay You've got, uhh, you've got ten seconds to choose Are my kids okay? In this scenario, they're dead already Right, okay, well then (So-) I have nothing to live for, so in that instance- (That's not true) I have noth-, if my kids- (You've still got your wife) My kids are dead, god damn it Yeah, but you've got to see out this album That's something to live for That's true, umm, but, I was making it for my kids Oh, I didn't know Yeah, it was gon- (Oh, Mark) It was a tribute, um, to, my kids (Ahh-) And now they're dead- Don't put this on at a party