For Jonny

Drank booze from bowls

Sang "Dixie" out of tune

Missed a football game on Sunday

Passed out at noon

I wanted to hit the town,

but the town, it hit me

It's been knocking me down

Since I was 19

Meet me in Paris

Or Fort Wayne

Everywhere I go

A bartender knows my name

Hello, my remedy

Goodbye, memory

When last call comes,

Don't call

For Jonny

I'll have a Texas tea,

Whatever that means

Just put back in

What comes out of me

You can't cut me off,

I've still got an hour

Just give it to me straight

Forget about the sour

Meet me in Paris

Or Fort Wayne

Everywhere I go

A bartender knows my name

I've got a tattoo on my wrist

That says "whiskey"

When last call comes,

Don't call

For Jonny

Been 30 days of

Reading the Big Book at night

I'm still not sure

If I've seen the light

I dreamt I swam across that lake

Like Slowhand did before

Got loaded at a bar

Then hit a liquor store

A pink elephant

Waved his trunk at me

I'm shaking through my

Final fit of the DTs

Meet me in Paris

Or Fort Wayne

Everywhere I go

A bartender knows my name

Sweet home, Milwaukee

Is where I wanna be

When last call comes,

Don't call

For Jonny