Happy Ever After

All she wanted was a good ol' boy with a dog and a gun and a truck

She got it when she got me and then she up and dropped me

For a dude with a daddy trust fund

I was trying not to miss her, trying to forget her

Hangin' 'round the house heart broke

'Til I walked in here, got a bucket of beer

And next thing I know

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand

I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan

Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me

And woo, it just hit me like

I never thought I'd be this better off

Throwing back these double Black Label shots

In a honky tonk heaven on earth

Here's to happy ever after her

I bought everybody here a round from a bottle on the tip top shelf

I got a Mississippi sipper, throwing in a lipper

Nobody's givin' me hell

I got Hank on the juke, got me stompin' these boots

'Til somebody says last call

'Tween my buddies to my left, these honeys on my right

I don't miss her at all, 'cause I'm

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand

I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan

Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me

And woo, it just hit me like

I never thought I'd be this better off

Throwing back these double Black Label shots

In a honky tonk heaven on earth

Here's to happy ever after her

Yeah, I pop another top, throw it on back

Put it on my "gettin' on over her" tab

Pop another top, throw it on back

Put it on my "gettin' on over her tab", 'cause I'm

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand

I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan

Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me

And woo, it just hit me like

I never thought I'd be this better off

Throwing back these double Black Label shots

In a honky tonk heaven on earth

Here's to happy ever after her

After her, after her