Where Did the Gremlins Go?

Paralyzed nation, / sick and depressed

Gotta keep myself together, / gotta take a deep breath

All because / there may never be / a Gremlins 3

So tell me where did the Gremlins go?

It's been so long with nothing to show

We could-a had Gremlins Vs. Home Alone

Or at least a cameo in Attack of the Clones

There should-a been a gremlin in Jurassic Park

Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark

Thirty years later we're all stuck at home

Crying in our sleep, wondering where did the Gremlins go?

It's a travesty that they've robbed us of history

We could have had Gremlins 4, Gremlins 5

Instead we got fourteen Land Before Times

I close my eyes and Gremlins are all that I see

We could have had Gremlins 6, and Gremlins 7

Instead we got Covid and 9/11

So tell me where did the Gremlins go?

It's been so long with nothing to show

Imagine there's a film where Gizmo becomes a gremlin who teaches the other gremlins about democracy and philosophy

They develop a country, they name it "Gremlin Nation", they ban all immigration

They have genocidal tendencies, gizmo isn't into it

Also, he has a kid with a human woman played by Jennifer Aniston

We can call it Gremlins 3!

There should've been a gremlin in Jurassic Park

Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark

Thirty years later we're all stuck at home

Crying in our sleep, wondering where did the Gremlins go?

Woah, woah Joe Dante, where did the Gremlins go?

Woah, woah, Howie Mandel, where did the Gremlins go?

Woah, Steven Spielberg