High School

Jimmy was the star of the hometown team He had the best right arm that you ever did see Now he manages the local Dairy Queen And he coaches on saturdays Becky was miss popularity She was the girl that the girls all wanted to be She's on divorce number two, and baby number three Her and Jimmy, they used to date And now they flirt at the soccer game But this ain't high school no more It's real life for sure Glory days and the small town drama You can't even go back if you wanna This ain't no PG-13 Quarterbacks and homecoming queens But we'rе doin' alright on the outside of those swingin' doors This ain't high school no morе Ain't high school no more The only thing in the world we worried about Was not gettin' caught when you're makin' out On the orange-brown, flower-patterned, Velour couch In the basement at your mama's house Now it's death and taxes and politics And the Maytag dryer's been on the fritz And the only chance you get to step out of it Is once a month at the local bar Where everybody knows who you are No, this ain't high school no more It's real life for sure Glory days and the small town drama Can't even go back if you wanna This ain't no PG-13 Quarterbacks and homecoming queens But we're doin' alright on the outside of those swingin' doors This ain't high school no more My oh my, how time flies They were the best and the worst days of our lives Those memories we all got Rewinding's not an option 'Cause this ain't high school no more It's real life for sure Glory days and the small town drama Can't even go back Ain't no PG-13 Quarterbacks and homecoming queens But we're doin' alright on the outside of those swingin' doors This ain't high school This ain't high school no more Ain't high school no more This ain't high school no more Ain't high school no more