No Pants in Space

[Pants] Damon

Yeah?

Hi! Uhm, I don't know if you'll recognize me. We met earlier today

Uh... Oh. We did. Sure. No, I don't. I don't remember you. Uh, this is my best friend Hayden

'Sup?

Whoa

I think you're out of this world

But you're my best friend's girl

I want to kiss your face, oh-oh

I'm so lost in space

My best friend Hayden? What are you doing in space? I'm just here with my colleague/girlfriend Tina

You're supposed to be down on the ground doing ground stuff

I finished it

Well, maybe space isn't big enough for the both of us

Yeah, you're right. That's why you should leave. I'll stay here with Tina and you go do ground stuff

Boys, stop. Don't fight over me

Rap battle

What are you doing in space?

It ain't your place

Hands off my girls or I'll hit your face

I didn't come to fight, I came to dance

'Cause out in space we don't need pants

Yeah, that's right, don't be mad at me

My pants flew off 'cause there's no gravity

Keep talking...

There's no pants in space

Uranus can't see your anus

And Venus can't see your penis

Pants on Jupiter, there's nothing stupider

Oh, you moon the Moon it moons you back

It moons me back

In space we don't wear slacks

Hey, what's the policy on shirts here? Do you think they would float? Just want to whip'em off real quick?

Cool, cool, cool, cool

Damn it

Damon, I am so sorry

Sorry for what?

For not loving you enough