A.L.C

You can't just come into my garden in your football kit

And start asking questions about who lives here

Who's asking?

It's a memory of a café

That you loved

But you didn't have anyone to take there

They had a sushi counter and a counter that did pastries and mixed salads

In Hendon

I'm tall when I'm young

And I'm short when I'm old

I can't change

A lonely job for £45 a day

A lonely job for £32 a day

Just take it

Things are changing

Time to shut up old actors

Time to fix old pants

Time to get fed up

Telephone call comes through the wall

A sunny day with a grey sky

A wonky parking job for cheap chocolate mousse

Things are changing

Things are changing you

You foil beast

You foil beast

You foil beast

Talk to me in the bath

'Ba-dum'