Pipe

Wanna know the truth, well, I wrote it down

I got a PhD in thinkin' out loud

No book to buy, it's more like a list

It ain't long, kinda goes like this

Tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it

Take it to the bank so you can't blow it

Use a little duct tape if you done broke it

When it don't start, you might have to choke it

If it gets too tall, you can just mow it

Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it

And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it

So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it

Can't find a barstool, just find a porch

Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store

When life gets you down, go buy a dog

And in the end, you'll be better off

If you tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it

Take it to the bank so you can't blow it

Use a little duct tape if you done broke it

When it don't start, you might have to choke it

If it gets too tall, you can just mow it

Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it

And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it

So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it

(Whoo, whoo)

Yeah, hit that for me one more time

(Whoo, whoo)

And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it

Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it

And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it

So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it

Smoke it

Smoke it

Smoke it