All I Know About Mexico

I didn't know you weren't supposed to drink the water

I never knew it was so hard to get through, south of that border

If I had any idea it took that many pesos to make a dollar

I'd have moved down there, yeah, I'd probably been a millionaire

Rosa at the BI-LO told me Cinco de Mayo is their Fourth of July

And you don't sneak up on a habanero pepper and just take a bite

Rose says the sunsets on some of them beaches that'll make you cry

I said is that right? 'Cause up until night

All I knew about Mexico was him with my baby on the back of that Harley

Passin' every car as fast as they could go

And all I know about purty white sand

Is she's probably on it now sharin' a little beach towel

With her left me for another man

Or workin' on a tan I bet

While I'm here tryin' to forget all I know about Mexico

And I've heard some pretty scary stuff about them jails down in Tijuana

And it ain't nothing like the US if you get busted

And I hear he's all hopped up on that marijuana

I can't help but worryin' about her bein' down there when he leaves her

And you know he's gonna leave her any day now

Yeah, the cops will come around

Wanna know what I've known

Well, all I know about Mexico was him with my baby on the back of that Harley

Passin' every car as fast as they could go

And all I know about pretty white sand

Is she's probably on it now sharin' a little beach towel

With her left me for another man

And she' workin' on her tan, I bet

While I'm here tryin' to forget all I know about Mexico

All I knew about Mexico was him with my baby on the back of that Harley

Passin' every car as fast as they could go

And all I know about pretty white sand

Is she's probably on it now sharin' a little beach towel

With her left me for another man

And she' workin' on her tan, I bet

While I'm here tryin' to forget all I know about Mexico

All I know, all I know, all I know, all I know about Mexico