You’re always complaining

About the things you have to do

My life’s a shipwreck

Yours is a cruise

You’d be sentenced to life

If complaining was a crime

I’ll tell you what, I’ll take your problems

And you can take mine

If I had your problems, there would be none

If I had your problems, next to mine they seem oh so small

If I had your problems

Wish I had your problems

If I had your problems

I’d have no problems at all

Seems you do nothing but complain all the time

Bitch bitch, nag nag, whine whine whine,

You're always just singing the blues

Don’t you know it’s about you

And the misery you choose?

If I had your problems, there would be none

If I had your problems, next to mine they seem oh so small

If I had your problems

Wish I had your problems

If I had your problems

I’d have no problems at all

I'd have no problems at all!

If I had your problems, there would be none

If I had your problems, next to mine they seem oh so small

If I had your problems

Wish I had your problems

If I had your problems

I’d have no problems at all