The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar

Sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin'

And makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, "Man, what happened to you?

Why can't you just have a few?"

He said, "I would if I could

But it's probably best that I don't"

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Well, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Nah, there ain't no in-between

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink