UK Hun? (feat. Lawrence Chaney)

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Dancing to a highland jig

Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig

From Helensburgh to Edinburgh

Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs

I made my name in Glasgow city

Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty

Me and my dolls are on a mission

Gonna take this crown for RuRuvision

Red, white, blue, all over

The frocks step in, take over

You thought we're all hungover

Well you're right, we are

Thought you'd seen the last, well pity

Frock the town, the club, the city

Aren't the new girls oh so pretty?

Now let's go get a drink

It's something you say

And it's going around

And around and around and around, yeah

But what does it do?

I don't have a clue

Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Oh mummy, well what's the craic?

Break up (Bye-bye) bitch, we're back

Queens still here destroying frocks

In the charts we're power tops

Frock Destroyers through and through

Say my name it's B-L-U

Can't you see I'm booked and busy?

I'm the beast of Belfast city

It's something you say

And it's going around

And around and around and around, yeah

But what does it do?

I don't have a clue

Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Come a long way since season one

The most famous woman in Britain

Catch me all over TV, from BBC1 to BBC3

The paps always want a photograph

When I'm in the pub or having a bath

Watch me do my bing, bang, bong

Ruling cities like King Kong

Clap for the bing, bang, bong

Clap for the sing, sang, song

Clap for the ding, dang dong

Clap for the UK, hun

Bing, bang, bong (Hey, hey)

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong (Let me hear it)

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong (Is it a big ding-dong?)

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong (Look at the size of that ding, dang, dong)

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong (Much betta)

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Finally one of us has a crown