制作
出演艺人
Frank Zappa
表演者
The Mothers
表演者
作曲和作词
Frank Zappa
作曲
制作和工程
Frank Zappa
制作人
Roy Thomas Baker
录音工程师
Ahmet Zappa
制作人
Joe Travers
制作人
歌词
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my partner, we came here
Lookin' to ball
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In New York City
No shit!
How true that is
How true it is
Me and my partner, we come here to get that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on
Do you like to get it on, too?
What did you have in mind?
Well I get off bein' juked with a baby octopus
And spewed upon with cream corn! ahh uhh!
And my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot 7up bottle
While somebody's yelling
Corks and safeties
Dogs and donkeys
So hot I could scream
Cocktail baby, cocktail baby
Cocktail baby, cocktail baby
Ohhh
You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Magic fingers in the bed
Wall-mounted TV screen
Coffee-wost plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!
What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
Don't call us groupies that is going too far
We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star
These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts
Funny you should mention it
Our new single made the charts this week with a bullet
With a bullet
Just let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my face right now
And you can show me how a young girl such as you
Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me
What hotel did you say you are staying at?
Wanna split right away?
Not so fast, you silly boy, there's one thing left to say
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
We will give him our hearts
Hold it! hold it! hold it!
You threw in that jughead
Just admit it
Why didn't you say so before
Written by: Frank Zappa
