Ian Can't Stop Waving In the Zoom

Ian can't stop waving in the zoom

He loves to wave when he leaves the room

Some people think that Ian's insane

He's not! He really just like to wave

It started out one class day

I looked up to the screen

Ian was sitting there waving back at me

I waved and said "hello"

He stared and waved at me

He wasn't going anywhere sitting like a tree

And like a tree

In the wind

Ian sat and waved

And like punch

In the chin I sent him on his way

Now that Ian is gone from zoom

There's so much less wave here in this room

It's kind of sad to see him go

But I kicked him out, but I want you all to know

Ian can't stop waving in the zoom

He loves to wave when he leaves the room

Some people think that Ian's insane

He's not! He really just like to wave