You think this is funny?

In a cosmic sort of way, yes

Hassy Irv

Hassy, Hassy Irv

(Harlem) Yeah

Harlem

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel

Yeah, in that hotel

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

Check in starts whenever, just be out by noon

Check it starts whenever, just be out by noon

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel

What we doin', promise that you won't tell

I got drip but no it's not for wholesale

Try to buy my time but no I won't sell

Baby, if I go lost, know you try to trace me (Trace me)

I look like I’m chocolate so she tryna taste me (Taste me)

She a freak, she a freak

She a bird, told her do that with her beak

Go to bed counting 100s like it's sheep (Like it's sheep)

They go to bed hatin' on me 'cause they weak ('Cause they weak)

I had a dream 'bout that Patek, that Philippe (I had a dream)

And when it's static, we'll be eating at Phillipe's (When it's static)

Baby, you so fine, shit I think I need a taste test

We been through a lot but it's some problems we ain't face yet

Always at your place but you don’t even know your place yet

Why you actin' up? 'Cause I ain’t put you in ya place yet?

I been busy for the past 24 hours

When I get some free time, baby girl that’s ours

Pressin' me 'bout what I'm doing out here doin' after hours

Ayy, yeah, what I'm out here doin' after hours

Lookin' through my messages, it hurts I know

I wish you could read between the lines with your eyes closed

Baby I'm a motherfuckin' star, let's just face it

How you even got my fuckin' card information?

I know how you found what room I was stayin' in

Tryna keep my story straight, my memory is jaded

I'ma get it right before she find a replacement

Even though I know she really can't replace me

Baby girl, I know you really can't replace me

If I go lost, I know she try to trace me

We go out eat then take it to that hotel room, ayy

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

It's a lot of freaks in that hotel room

Doin' shit that we can't speak in that hotel room

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

Check in starts whenever, just be out by noon

Check it starts whenever, just be out by noon

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

Baby, if I go lost, know you try to trace me (Trace me)

I look like I’m chocolate so she tryna taste me (Taste me)

She a freak, she a freak

She a bird, told her do that with her beak

Go to bed counting 100s like it's sheep (Like it's sheep)

They go to bed hatin' on me 'cause they weak ('Cause they weak)

I had a dream 'bout that Patek, that Philippe (I had a dream)

And when it's static, we'll be eating at Phillipe's (When it's static)

Ayy, it's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room

Check in starts whenever, just be out by noon

Check in starts whenever, just be out by noon

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel

What we doin', promise that you won't tell

I got drip but no it's not for wholesale

Try to buy my time but no I won't sell

It's a lot of secrets in that hotel room