FRIDAY NIGHTS (with bottle gods)

But wait, do I really have to go outside?

All them people they drive me so damn crazy

Tryna tell me they're something they're not

Oh wait, do I really have to go outside?

Driving through L.A. traffic, man, that's crazy

I'm still stuck, fingers up, on the 5

Leave a message, after the beep

I'll reply as soon as I can

You can leave me a voice mail or two

But no guarantee that I'll get back to you

Saw your message, after the beep

"Dude, come out as soon as you can"

Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two

But the drinks are on you

Some might say I'm old and crazy

But I'm sick of friday nights

Dancing with a stranger

Under the disco lasers

Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's

I just called my Uber

I'm headed home tonight

I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)

I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)

Oh wait, a new colorway that caught my eye

Spending another day, another dollar on things I shouldn't buy

But wait, do I really have to go outside?

I'm laid out on the couch, tired and lazy

I just got done with my 9 to 5

Leave a message, after the beep

I'll reply as soon as I can

You can leave me a voice mail or two

But no guarantee that I'll get back to you

Saw your message, after the beep

"Dude, come out as soon as you can"

Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two

Still the drinks are on you

Some might say I'm old and crazy

But I'm sick of friday nights

Dancing with a stranger

Under the disco lasers

Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's

I just called my Uber

I'm headed home tonight

I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)

I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)