Big Fat Mama

How glad the many millions

Of Tom and Dick and Harrys

Would be to capture me

But you had such persistence

You wore out my resistance

I fell, and it was swell

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo

How I won you I shall never, never know

It's not that you're attractive

But oh, my heart grew active

When you came into view

I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie

All the day and nighttime hear me sigh

I never had the least notion

That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo, could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

The world will pardon my mush

'Cause I have got a crush

My baby, on you

Oh, baby, could you coo, could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

The world will pardon my mush

'Cause I have got a crush

My baby, on you