Shangri-La

I'm the average suburbanite

And my values are vital

The customer's always right

I'm not being entitled

A connoisseur consumer

A smart conservative

And that will be all for you, sir

If I don't get good service, you're my

You're my Shangri-La

Get a coup de grâce

House made of straw

A prison of my own laws

I always shop at your store

I'm not some scavenger

Yelp's getting a bad report if you don't go get your manager

I'm gonna need your name

I'm calling customer care

Gonna have to complain about this uncomfortable chair

You're my Shangri-La

Get a coup de grâce

House made of straw

A prison of my own laws

You're my Shangri-La

Get a coup de grâce

House made of straw

A prison of my own laws, yeah