Be Like Me

To be like me, all you gotta be

Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong!

And if time permits, find your Slavic counterfeits

And kick their ample butt-skis from this song!

To be like me, eat everything you see

And always stand up for your mates

And if some big brawny czar is acting real bizarre

Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate

And to be like me, well buddy here's the key

Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight

You could write a clever rhyme, turn your foes into a mime

And then sign off by wishing everyone goodnight!

So to be like us, it doesn't take much fuss

And just like us, it's really all black and white

You just gotta be yourself, don't copy someone else

'Cause being you is a singular delight