Harlequin Records

Harlequin records

Tight jeans

She's got the best hair

That I've ever, ever seen

I'm working at Molly's

If I could work it at all

Christmas carols

And a Japanese guitar

Oh, why'd you have to start?

I'm so dumb that

People are beginning to think I'm smart

Oh, why'd you go and blow it all apart?

Try buying a cassette from a record bar

They got candies on a conveya

And that's when I see ya, sunshine in your hair

Oh, maybe it's the fluro lights and the air conditioning

Oh, why'd you have to start?

I'm so dumb that

People actually think I'm smart

Oh, why'd you have to go and blow it all apart?

Try screaming at no one in particular

When this is getting ridiculous

I got mother-in-law's tongue

If you want some

Oh, why'd you have to start?

Why'd you blow it all apart?

Oh, why'd you have to start?

I'm so dumb that

People actually think I'm smart

Oh, why'd you have to go blow it all apart?