Potty Song (British English Version)

Are you ready? De, de, de

For a potty? Do, do, do

And do a poo or a wee in the potty

Well, can you?

Yes, you can do it, you can do it

Yes, you can do it, you can do it

First, pull down your nappy or pants

Then sit down, don't take a chance

Next, squeeze, is it poo or wee?

It might be both, as you will shortly see

Are you ready? Da, da, do

For no nappy, de, de, de

Then do your poo and wee

Not in your nappy, but in the potty

Yes, you can do it, you can do it

Yes, you can do it, you can do it

First, pull down your nappy or pants

Then sit down, don't take a chance

Next, squeeze, is it poo or wee?

It might be both, as you will shortly see