Weatherman

All I've ever wanted is to be the smiling guy

With the very white teeth

And a very playful tie

Who looks into the camera

And moves his hands like so

And on the screen behind him

Makes a cold front start to blow

I'll share the five day forecast

Along with solid Christian values

All I've ever wanted is to be

Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News

All I've ever wanted is to be the kind of fella

Who doles out sage advice

Like, "you'll be needing that umbrella"

I'll go out on location in a tricked out action van

And share some weather wisecracks

With my pal the anchorman

I won't give the headlines

Or boring interviews

Everyone will tune in to see

Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News

Doppler, Radar

Is there anything more beautiful?

Than doppler radar

No two words more musical

I feel it in my weather vanes

The highs and lows, the freezing rains

I feel it in my weather vanes

The epic snows, the hurricanes

I will control the thunder

Like the mighty hands of Zeus

Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, of Channel 9 News

All I've ever wanted is to be the kind of guy

Who cares about what's happening

For pilots in the sky

And where there is bad weather

And Rebecca standing by

I'll have the guts to talk to her

And tell her where to fly

And when she's safely landed

I pray she won't refuse

When I ask her to have dinner

With Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News