Meet Virginia

She doesn't own a dress Her hair is always a mess You catch her stealin', she won't confess She's beautiful Smokes a pack a day And, wait, that's me, but anyway She doesn't care a thing about that, hey She thinks I'm beautiful Well, meet Virginia She never compromises Loves babies and surprises Wears high heels when she exercises Ain't that beautiful? Meet Virginia Well, she wants to be the queen And she thinks about her scene Pulls her hair back as she screams "I don't really wanna be the queen" Her daddy wrestles alligators Mama works on carburetors Her brother is a fine mediator For the president Well, here she is again on the phone Just like me, hates to be alone We just like to sit at home And rip on the president Meet Virginia, alright Well, she wants to live her life And she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back, as she screams "I don't really wanna live this life" No more, no more No more, no more She only drinks coffee at midnight When the moment is not right And the timing is quite Unusual You see, her confidence is tragic But her intuition, magic And the shape of her body? Unusual Well, meet Virginia, I can't wait to Meet Virginia, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey Well, she wants to be the queen And she thinks about her scene (she thinks) Well, she wants to live her life (she wants) And she thinks about her life (she thinks) Pulls her hair back as she screams (as she screams) I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna live like this