Babysitter

You said you'd like to make me dinner

And I think that's the sexiest thing anyone's ever offered

Tell me a date and time and I just might lose my mind

So is it true? You've got not just one job but two of them, oh

And is this independence all a facade or genuine?

Is this just something you'll do, a trick you'll use to turn me on?

No dummy to spit out

'Cause I'm not dating a little kid now

Oh, I'm really loving not being a babysitter

Oh, I'm really loving not being a babysitter

Oh, I'm really loving not being a baby, baby, yeah, yeah

My hands won't move fast enough

When you tell me you'll be up with the sun, oh

You can't see me, too much to do, are you trying to turn me on?

Hey, yeah, yeah

No dummy to spit out

'Cause I'm not dating a little kid now

Oh, I'm really loving not being a babysitter

Oh, I'm really loving not being a babysitter

Oh, I'm really loving not being a baby, baby

He'll stay head above water

And you'll take me deep diving under

His dad will keep him afloat

But I told him I quit, take me under the boats

Takes him three hours to do up his laces

You throw on your thongs, no time will be wasted

Thank fuck, someone who makes me feel young

Let's go back to yours, I'm so turned on

I'm really loving not being a baby

Oh, I'm really loving not being a baby, no, no

I'm really loving not being a baby, baby (Three, four)

So please, feel free to make me dinner