Sandy

He smells

What's his name, Annie?

Guess

Uh, Fifi?

That ain't a name for this mutt

So how about Champion?

Champion, you're anything but

We could call him Tiger

But there's no bite in him

Tiger, kittens would frighten him

Rover, when you think it over

Rover is the perfect name for this dumb looking dog

Sandy, Sandy's his name if you please

If you don't believe me, ask any one of the fleas

Residing on Sandy, true, he ain't pedigreed

Sandy, there ain't no better breed

And he really comes in handy

'Specially when you're all alone in the night

And you're small and terribly frightened

It's Sandy

Sandy who'll always be there