The Ballad of Billy John

Billy John was a simple man, worked in the fields most his life He provided for his wife and kids and left his dreams on the side One day when the kids left home billy picked up his guitar It had been awhile but his fingers still knew how to reach the heart Played a song about life and love, his hopes and regrets Then with a little problem from the Mrs. he put it on the internet When the views started pouring in, tears of joy started to fall Then they scrolled to the comment section and this is what they saw Eat a bag of shit cuntface Go blow your fucking dad This shit just raped my ears never heard nothin so bad I hope you fucking die And I hope you get aids You should just kill yourself You're a fag Lol gay Billy's wife watched her husband as he shrugged and tried to smile He put his guitar away and stopped and stared at it for awhile She knew he felt like a fool and he'd never play again So she turned on her webcam and her message began She said The man you've hurt tonight, I've watched for 35 years He's got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to you That soul is in tears And the people said Shut the fuck up fatty Show us your tits One out of ten I wouldnt bag I bet she'd try to eat your dick You should go get sterilized So that you cant have kids Then they photoshopped a bunch of pictures of her covered in jizz Well the video went viral Huh, fifty-seven million hits Billy John's wife became a meme on the internet They played the clip on cnn and read tweets about her weight Cause I guess thats the sorta thing that the news does nowadays Billy John and his wife did nothing wrong, and they weren't dumb They just hadnt paid attention to what we'd all become But a couple weeks later, after avoiding it for sometime A broken down and changed Billy John finally went back online He found a page of a blogger, still makin' fun of his wife He signed up, made an account and this is what he typed Eat a bag of shit cuntface Go blow your fucking dad Your shit just raped my eyes, never read nothin' so bad I hope you fucking die And I hope you get aids And the world lost a Billy John and it gained more of the same